This is really quite pathetic of me, but I need to rant about it some place...

See, I have a Palisades Tyrant toy, and... this is really kind of sad, but I want to make him a nice suit, you know, the professional type, like what D. Trump wears, with a fancy jacket and pressed pants.

The only girly thing I have any decent talent at doing is sewing.

The problem: I can't find any semblence of a pattern for a jacket on the Net, I've just spent the last bloody hour searching, not dolls patterns, not even people patterns, which I can use as a guide!! Bloody Hell!

You do have to realise, I'm a cheap bastard, and I don't want to go to the touble of bank drafts and overseas ordering et al, I want it for free.

Why are all those old ladies with nothing better to do, out there making these patterns and charging for them? Spread the wisdom around ladies. No kudos for yous!

And when I do find something, lo and behold, its got no bloody pictures!!

Of course, I'd have to alter the patern to take into considertion this giant grossly deformed heart on it's chest, the massive bulging shoulder...

Oh...

And the frikkin' claw.

But he'd look so classy in it.

Just like Nemesis did in the fez hat I made him.

Yes, he looked classy.

Classy.

UNTIL SOME BASTARD STOLE MY NEMESIS... and crushed the Fez.

Damn I was pissed. Still am. Three years later. YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE HEALED!!!!

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*sigh*



So that's my rant. I feel better now. Well, not really. Back to the search!!

Sorry to hear that, Jeanette.

let it out let it all out.